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jerk man-The ability to tell wether or not an item will fit through a door
wooden vision woman- the ability to see through wooden doors

difference man- can tell the difference between a mexican and a spanish person
difference boy- can tell the difference between margin and butter
oxygen man- the ability to see oxygen at a blinding rate
stairwell man-the ability to congure stairwells anywhere only by 3 steps
proliner man- the abliity to tell what team will win a preseason game
the melter- the ablility to make mold bubble without heating or affecting its state
dry girl- the ablity to produce sand out of her vaginal cavaity

GPS man: can find road directions without looking at a map.
Albino girl: her only super power is she can blend in with computer paper.
Geek dude: can find low prices on any sci-fi show series.
Nose man: can turn his nose in any direction.

1. Banana girl- can move a banana with her mind but only 5 ft. from original distance.
2. Chef Guy- can cook at any low grade fast food resteraunt at the speed of light!
3. Heavy foot man- can increase the weight of his foot but it does not change in size and also gets harder for him to move it.

Hover Man: He can't fly, he can just hover and float there. About 2 inches off the ground. And it doesn't work over water.

Communist Coloring Man: Has the ability to change the color of any crayon or paint to the color red.

Xray Microbe Man
Can see all the microbes inside a living being - and talk to them?

Deja vu Man
Can make everyone he meets believe they've been here before - but they can't remember when or where?

Elephant Joke Man
Can make up more elephant jokes than anyone else in the world

The Exploder - has the ability to explode, which is somewhat useful.. but only once.

Partially Invisible Boy - like KINDA transparent, but clearly visible.

The Humor Vacuum - sucks the funny out of anything. (kinda like my suggestions here)

Spelling Bee - eats pollen and has the ability to fly. and spell.