[d] enclosed in brackets chaotic perfectionist for hire

now that i have your attention...

It's a slow week 'round here, so I've had the occasional moment or two to remember a few "useful" things from my past. There have been a lot of random discussions I've had (especially during lunch at my current job, but I'll get into that later), and I wanted to start writing them all down for two reasons: one, to share some with the general public, and two, so I don't forget. Some of these go way back to middle and high school, and some are more recent. Here's one that's been talked about for 12 or so years...

You can make almost anything better using one or a combination of:

• ninjas
• monkeys
• zombies
• midgets; and
• jet packs

Would that mean that the best movie thing ever would have Ninja Midget Zombie Monkeys with Jet Packs? We won't know until someone tries.