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It's Abraham Lincoln's birthday today.

In "honor" of that, I present the definition of Abraham Lincoln (not for the faint of heart), provided by Urban Dictionary. WARNING: It's not even a little bit nice.

The nicer part would be that he was our 16th President (1861-1865), helped end slavery, and is on the penny and the five-dollar bill. If you want more information about him, you'll have to click on the first link.