[d] enclosed in brackets chaotic perfectionist for hire

File this one under, "Projects to make sooner than later."

While reading about the Skeletoque on Instructables (check it out), I found a link to boingboing that pointed to this:

Woolen cap gives wearer fake beard

(pic credit) Since I already have a beard (for now, anyway), it would only be a little entertaining on me. On the other hand, I could try to make one, as long as I can figure out a pattern... which is better than spending the $135 they're asking for one.

The possibilities are endless... and it would be funny on pretty much anyone I know, including my 1-year-old son or my 6-year-old daughter. There are comments on the articles asking for a pattern, but nobody has it quite done yet...